Um…where did those kids come from?

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A lesbian dressed as a man and went on a blind date.
On the next couple of weeks,the blind date couple dated then decited to marry,the one not knowing she was dating a lesbian.

So they married and they had a good couple years,the lesbian faking it for a good sex life,the other not knowing it.

One day after some great sex,the non-lesbian asked her why 'he' always turned off the lights and then did sex with her.
The lesbian turned on the lights,and replied,because I was wondering how we got those two kids.
The 'wife' gasped and looked at the dildo attatched to the lesbian.

story by: SweetLover



Tags: lesbian female/female wife sex joke sex story written by women

Author: SweetLover



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