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A school teacher was teaching her first graders about religion and explaning in detail how after death the soul goes to heaven and the body stays on earth.
So after half an hour she started asking her pupils questions, and then she asked a boy named Jason:
Tell me Jason what part of the body did i say goes to heaven first?
Jason looked at the teacher and said
-Well miss you said that it's the soul but it's wrong it's the legs !
-Why do you say that?
-Well it's simple last night i went into my parents house and saw my mom screaming with her legs up in the air OH GOOODD AM CUMIINGG!

story by: Loana



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Author: Loana



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