Lone ranger captured by outlaws

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The Lone Ranger was captured by a bunch of outlaws and they tied him up and were just about ready to hang him from a tree, when he was able to persuade the outlaws to grant him one last request. The outlaws agreed and the Lone Ranger whispered something into his horse, Silver's ear, and the horse took off across the prairie.
In an hour Silver was back with an attractive and buxom blonde. The Lone Ranger looked at the blonde and then asked his captors if he could have another last request. The captors hesitantly agreed. The Lone Ranger then whispered something again into Silver's ear and Silver took off and came back in another hour, this time with a lanky and attractive red-head.
The Lone Ranger again looked perplexed and asked his captors for one final request, telling them that this would be his final plea. The outlaws agreed. The Lone Ranger brought Silver over next to him and angrily shouted into his ear, "Listen carefully this time! I said, bring a posse!"

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